Sure, summer might be the prime time for scary stories, for some reason, but Halloween is just around the corner! Actually, I really didn’t get that “whole summer is the time to watch scary movies and share creepy stories” thing, but I guess there are a couple of good reasons… For one, what else is… Read More Do you believe in the occult?
Embarrassingly enough, I was older than you thought I might have been when I discovered the fascinating concept of an “American accent.” I can’t remember exactly when it happened–maybe a few years ago–or what I was doing–either reading or watching a video on the topic–but I realized, “Wow, there actually is an American accent,” and… Read More What American accent?
It’s been taking me awhile to broach this topic, but I finally decided that the only way to get at it was to just get at it and not give a damn. You know the terms, right? #ladyboss #girlboss #she-e-o you name it, let’s stop it already. When I first started hearing these terms come… Read More Just be the boss–and a good one at that
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The other day, I saw this commercial on TV about Cristiano Ronaldo getting stuck outside his hotel room in nothing but his underwear. A maid comes by, sees him, throws him a sexy glance because of course he has a great body and she herself was a sexy woman, opens the…
adult: (v) behaving like an adult No one likes making phone calls, right? Maybe because all my friends are like me, we bemoan having to make a phone call because that shit sucks. Whenever there’s an adult problem like a check not being received or complaining about a charge that really shouldn’t be there, ya… Read More Not being able to adult #2: The dreaded dialing
Ha, get it? #dadhumorstrikesagain But seriously, you know how it’s a thing with all girls to go out to a dinner, and then at the end of the night be all, “There’s always room for dessert!”? This is me: Because, honestly, no, I do not have an extra stomach just for dessert because… honestly… I am… Read More FORK DESSERT!
It’s interesting how I learn more about myself as I grow up–and I’m not sure it’s all about changing, rather becoming more in tune with my feelings and actions in place of a false perception of the self. So maybe I am discovering more about myself, which is a good thing. For example, I hung… Read More More than changing as you grow up, you figure yourself out